Horoscopes Are A Drag™
Honey, "Horoscopes Are A Drag" on QVegas is your go-to for that sparkle of cosmic tea, served hot and fabulous, straight from the stars with a glittering twist. Each week, we're spilling the celestial secrets for every zodiac sign, so you can strut your stuff with the stars aligning just right. It's astrology with sass, glam, and a dash of drag magic, making your cosmic journey as dazzling as a drag queen's wardrobe. For your weekly dose of star-studded advice, click your heels and head over every week, darling!
aries
Honey, gather ‘round because this diva is about to spill some celestial tea! As an Aries, you’re strutting into a week of fierce energy and glamorous opportunities. Get ready to sashay down life’s runway, darling, ‘cause the stars are aligning in your favor. Shine bright, dazzle the crowd, and embrace those bold, audacious moves. Remember, confidence is your best accessory! So, work it, own it, and let the universe be your ever-adoring audience! Yas, queen!
taurus
Darling, get ready to sparkle and shine because this week is all about unleashing your fabulous self! The universe is strutting on your runway and honey, it's got some juicy surprises in store. Channel your inner diva and don't hold back that charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent! Whether it’s love, career, or just serving lewks, you’re the star of this cosmic show. Remember, life’s a stage, so sashay and don’t you dare shantay away! 💅✨
gemini
Honey, gather 'round and let me spill some fabulous glittery tea in pure drag queen charisma! Darling, life’s a runway and this week, you're the star shining brighter than a disco ball. Strut with confidence, serve that sass with a side of glamour, and don’t forget to werk those heels like nobody's business. Love will sparkle if you flaunt your true colors. Remember, sweetie, you’re fierce, flawless, and unstoppable! Own the stage, gorgeous!
cancer
Honey, gather 'round because Mama’s got something to spill! Picture this: It's a fabulous Saturday night, and you’re glammed up, strutting in sequins that could rival a disco ball. You hold a shimmering cocktail in one hand, and that sass in your step is commanding the room! Every move screams confidence, turning heads at every corner. Darling, life’s your runway, so keep that chin high and let your inner diva dazzle brighter than a chandelier! Yasss!
leo
Honey, buckle up those sequins and powder those cheeks because it's time to spill some astrological tea! For Leo, darling, the universe is about to turn your stage into a dazzling spotlight this week. Get ready to strut your stuff from the 22nd, as your charisma is gonna be the talk of the zodiac. Be fierce and fabulous, embracing all the glamorous opportunities heading your way. Just remember, no one can outshine a queen like you!
virgo
Darling, picture this: you're strutting in six-inch stilettos down the runway of life, and honey, you’re making heads spin with your fabulous presence. You’ve got a heart as big as your hair, and the sass to match those sequined gowns. Life’s a dazzling performance, so wave that glittery wand of charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent. Remember, sugar, when life hands you lemons, make them into lemon-drop cocktails and serve them with a side of shade!
libra
Oh honey, gather 'round and let me spill some sparkly tea! This week, darling Libra, is all about embracing your inner diva and strutting into the spotlight. Feel the electric energy in the air, like sequins under stage lights. It's time to showcase those fierce balancing skills as you juggle love, life, and laughter. Don’t forget to sashay away from any drama that tries to cramp your style, because, baby, you're born to shine!
scorpio
Honey, gather ’round because Mama's about to serve you some fabulousness in just seventy-five words! Picture walking into a room, fans blowing and lights twinkling, with everyone gasping at your glitter and glory. You strut your stuff, serving charisma and confidence, leaving a trail of stardust on that runway of life. Remember, darling, life’s a stage, and you’re the star! So, sissy that walk, unleash your inner diva, and let your true colors dazzle the world, sweetie!
sagittarius
Darling, grab your glitter and let’s sashay into this fabulous vibe, honey! Life’s a runway, and you’re the star. This week, let your spirit sparkle brighter than a disco ball. Challenges may sashay your way, but remember, you've got more sass than they can handle. Love? It’s sweeter than a cherry on top! Serve them confidence with an extra side of charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent. Now, strut your stuff and slay, queen! 🌟💋
capricorn
"Alright, darlings, gather 'round and let Mama serve you some sassy storytelling! Once upon a time, in a world drippin' with glam and glitz, a fierce diva strutted her stuff on a glittery stage. Her charisma sparkled brighter than a disco ball, and her confidence was as unshakeable as her sky-high stilettos. With every twirl and swirl, she cast a spell, leaving ‘em gagging for more, proving that fabulous is a lifestyle, not just a mood!"
aquarius
Oh honey, gather 'round, because Mama's got a story for you that'll leave you gagging! Picture this: the glitz, the glam, and the drama of a drag pageant, darling! Every fabulous queen is strutting her stuff, serving looks that could slay an entire army. The lights are brighter than a smattering of rhinestones, and the energy is higher than my teased wig. It's a fierce world where only the boldest divas survive, filled with fire and flawless charisma!
pisces
Honey, gather ‘round because Mama Queen's got the tea for you! Strap on those stilettos and get ready for a journey that's as fierce as your contour. It’s a week of drama and fabulous flair, darling. Embrace your inner diva and let those emotions twirl like you’re on the main stage. Sparkle, shine, and snatch every moment like you own the runway of life. Slay, strut, and make your world your very own, glam goddess!